Many people who’s normal workday involves a desk and computer probably are used to hearing things like “Hey, are we out of copier toner?” or “Did you get my memo on the budget report?”…
In this line of work though, things tend to be a little…well, different.
Case in point: A week ago, I had the occasion to say “Hey! Who took my bucket of vomit?” (Now how often do you get to say that in the corporate world?)
Recently, a doctor came out of an exam room and commented “Well now, THAT was an impressive pair of testicles!” (In other work places that could be considered harassment.)
Last night, I noticed our chart rack was empty. That is always a good thing because it means that all the patients are roomed and that triage has not got any more lined up for us. I commented “Wow, what a great rack.” The other nurse next to me, sighed and said “Yeah…” Then looked at each other and giggled.
Yep, only in the hospital!